The honourable rev. dr. maj-gen. Salesforce Child is a multidisciplinary artist, interdimensional psychic medium, spiritual leader, star athlete, military veteran, engineer, medical doctor, neuroscientist, astrophysicist, starseed, and angel warrior. She is the founder of the Children of Salesforce movement, which currently boasts almost 50,000 members. Her research into the microplasticization of the human body has been hailed as both a spiritual revelation and a groundbreaking “consumer loyalty strategy” by leading corporations. She teaches Disaster Meditation at NYU and serves as Chief Operations Officer at Salesforce, overseeing the company’s Transdimensional Sales Portal. She has 62 biological living earth children, about half of whom she loves very much.
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